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As some of you may know, I borrowed a stud from some people in my area that raise buckin' horses. Well, I went and picked up this 1500 pound goliath the other evening. I was real careful to put him in an inside pen so he could have no contact with the other horses until I'm ready. As im putting him up here comes the "Hostile Natives" little miniature gelding. The stud saw him and went to voicing his opinion of short horses. While the stud is explaing his displeasure, the little guy is two fences away just raising cane. He was struttin' and prancin' with his little chest bowed out. About this time the jackass who is the mini's friend came over and was watching all o f the commotion. This goes on for a minute or two and the jackass goes up to his little buddy. He said "hey Minime, don't you know that if that stud gets out he'll hurt you?" Minime looks at the jackass and says " I know". "Then why are you raising such hell" the jackass asked. In true Minime fashion he answers," if that big SOB gets out, I want him to know I aint a mare"
