Northern Rancher
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It has come to our attention that the 'Lesser American R-Calfer' is about to be placed on the endangered list. While once dispersed throughout the U'S west the last remnants are retreating into the Missouri breaks to live in caves. The start of their downfall was a diet switch from tasty imported Canadian beef to hard to swallow American crow. Scientists say the 'R-Calfer' was doomed from the start due to small brain pan capacity,lack of reasoning ability and flawed adaptability. North of the border a similar phenomenon is being witnessed with the 'False Western Liberal' while once a flourishing species it too has dwindled to miniscule numbers. Reports of a bredding pair being spotted in eastern Saskatchewan have yet to be verified. In a strange genetic anomaly liberals of the same sex are attempting to propagate with the expected results. Finally on a positive note the 'Greater Canadian Rancher' is poised to make a flourishing comeback. Despite suffering some great hardships the superior adaptability and resourcefullness of these magnificent creatures has insured their viability for generations to come.
Good stuff NR.
