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lazy ace said:
kolanuraven said:
You Canadian chicks need to get ya some bronzer or get to the tanning booth before our road trip cause the glare off that white Canadian hide might burn out some retinas, cause aircraft to crash...all sorts of horrible stuff!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If you ladies are half as big as the swimsuit picture OT posted (in another thread) we might have to hire a crop duster to put on your suntan lotion. :wink:

have a cold one

lazy ace
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Lazy ace, I am gonna keep that one on the shelf to use on my sister! it was a good one.

mom once chewed me out in high school, sis was going out side to suntan, and as she walked through the room and told us her plans, I replied "there ain't that much sun!"
I was on KP for a week!
 
jigs said:
lazy ace said:
kolanuraven said:
You Canadian chicks need to get ya some bronzer or get to the tanning booth before our road trip cause the glare off that white Canadian hide might burn out some retinas, cause aircraft to crash...all sorts of horrible stuff!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If you ladies are half as big as the swimsuit picture OT posted (in another thread) we might have to hire a crop duster to put on your suntan lotion. :wink:

have a cold one

lazy ace
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Lazy ace, I am gonna keep that one on the shelf to use on my sister! it was a good one.

mom once chewed me out in high school, sis was going out side to suntan, and as she walked through the room and told us her plans, I replied "there ain't that much sun!"
I was on KP for a week!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Judith said:
Well I can't speak for Shelly and Mrs. G ( cuz I was told they actually have sun from time to time, this is just rumor and yet to be confirmed) BUT even with bronzer on I will be blinding the odd person. :shock: :shock: The lovely shade of alabaster has caused perm. damage before :) Well I guess we will be stopping by Sask anyhow. I need to pick up the kini from Cowsenses'little sis and we need to grab my Eskies outfit from Northern on the way past :)
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I'm staying in the truck,last time we said we were headin Sask. way cowsence said his sis's were waiting at the Harris sign ready to pelt us with gopher droppings,those suckers hurt when frozen. :?

BTW,can one drive to Hawaii???

Lazy-ace... I don't really like your attitude,we were pretty svelt in those bikini's or was it sweaty,well whatever,truer bathing beautys have never been seen.Except for the skinny one Twiggy Kola,why bother even posing :roll:
 
I know I am knew here but do you think you could swing by my place on the way to Mrs.Gregs.I'll pay for gas and bring the chartreuse :D :P .

PS my kini is fluorescent orange and I need to be back by calving in Jan :wink: .
 
hillsdown said:
I know I am knew here but do you think you could swing by my place on the way to Mrs.Gregs.I'll pay for gas and bring the chartreuse :D :P .

PS my kini is fluorescent orange and I need to be back by calving in Jan :wink: .
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Wine and paying for the gas....you are IN girl


I'll introduce you to Shelly, Judith,Twiggy Kola ....Shelly is just a nice normal gal from Sask. you know just like me but I'm from Alta.{of course}...Judith,she goes by a numer of names,Judy,JuJube,Juwana....or what ranchers members lovingly refer to her..Hide here come the klutz...shes blond and if its gonna happen it'll happen to Judy...DON"T SIT BESIDE HER IN THE VEHICAL :!: :!: When we get to Harris,stay away from Jujube's pole swingin girlfriend,the gal is BIG and will hit you if you touch Judiths belly,its hers and we all know it :roll:

Twiggy Kola....Goergia Gal{wears a pink bikini},tad fiesty,ok ,so fiesty you don't want to say,we need to stop cause I need to pee in the Bush.....that will set the southern bell off on a contangient of verbal #&^%#@ :roll: :roll: TK,has us stoppin in Kansas something about
a date with a fruit bikini,who knows what THAT means :???:

Next stop for Kola....Harrison Ar. something about graffiti on a church....Hillary for President...long live the queen.

So if you feel safe enough for the trip,pack that orange binki....we'll pick you up. :)
 
Mrs.Greg said:
hillsdown said:
I know I am knew here but do you think you could swing by my place on the way to Mrs.Gregs.I'll pay for gas and bring the chartreuse :D :P .

PS my kini is fluorescent orange and I need to be back by calving in Jan :wink: .
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Wine and paying for the gas....you are IN girl


I'll introduce you to Shelly, Judith,Twiggy Kola ....Shelly is just a nice normal gal from Sask. you know just like me but I'm from Alta.{of course}...Judith,she goes by a numer of names,Judy,JuJube,Juwana....or what ranchers members lovingly refer to her..Hide here come the klutz...shes blond and if its gonna happen it'll happen to Judy...DON"T SIT BESIDE HER IN THE VEHICAL :!: :!: When we get to Harris,stay away from Jujube's pole swingin girlfriend,the gal is BIG and will hit you if you touch Judiths belly,its hers and we all know it :roll:

Twiggy Kola....Goergia Gal{wears a pink bikini},tad fiesty,ok ,so fiesty you don't want to say,we need to stop cause I need to pee in the Bush.....that will set the southern bell off on a contangient of verbal #&^%#@ :roll: :roll: TK,has us stoppin in Kansas something about
a date with a fruit bikini,who knows what THAT means :???:

Next stop for Kola....Harrison Ar. something about graffiti on a church....Hillary for President...long live the queen.

So if you feel safe enough for the trip,pack that orange binki....we'll pick you up. :)
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Great idea, one of you should where blaze orange. It is hunting season for big game. :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol:

Maybe I should quit before the table turns on me. :P :P

have a cold one (light beer or diet cola) :wink:

lazy ace
 
Slap my forhead...I forgot,we're stoppin in South Central North Dakota,and pickin up TTB...poor gal needs a holiday from her casino ownin,cold one drinkin hubby{the guy SLEEPS with his Corgi :shock:}its just a sad situation she got herself into :cry:
 
It is a very sad situation she allowed herself to get into. :shock: I'm sure she would love to have an outing with you ladies. That should add some normal activity to her life. :roll: :wink:

Could you pick me up some cold ones on your way back?

have a cold one


lazy ace
 
All I know, if'n we're going to Hawaii, don't make me share a room with Judith! Bad things happen to her, and I don't want it rubbin' off on me. And besides, look at her. She's purple and green! I'll be thinking I'm hungover every day!
 
I know, I know! I'm actually wondering if it's safe to get on a plane with her. Damn thing would probably fall out of the sky!
 

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