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katrina

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>>>Subject: Why
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>>WHY
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>>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
>>these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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>>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat
>>the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
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>>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
>>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>And all the other settings you have to push down twice?
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>>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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>>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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>>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
>>can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
>>point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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>>Why does your OB-GYNECOLOGIST leave the room when you get undressed if
>>they are going to look up there anyway?
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>>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
>>dogs!
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>>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
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>>If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, Why didn't
>>he just buy dinner?
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>>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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>>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
>>then what is baby oil made from?
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>>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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>>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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>>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
>>tune?
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>>Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . .
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>>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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>>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
>>it a hemorrhoid when it's in your rear?
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>>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets Mad at
>>you,
>>but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head Out the window?
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>>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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ranchwife

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OWWWW....BRAIN CRAMP!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: i hate it when i have to think and my brain overloads!! your posting made me think too much....oh, and by the way...i DID have to "stop singing and finish reading" :wink: :wink:
 

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I love your smile,your face,and your eyes.
Damn I'm good at telling lies.
 

Chuckie

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it's almost friday, can we wait til tuesday or wednesday for all this??!! i agree with ranchwife "brain cramp" :arrow:
 

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