Talking Urinal Cakes

[katrina]

Talking Urinal Cakes

In an effort to keep drunk drivers off the road, the State Department of Transportation in New Mexico has turned to talking urinals. It bought 500 deodorizer cakes to put in the urinals in bars across the state.

When a man approaches, a motion detector sets off a recorded woman's voice hidden in the little round cakes, which says: Hey, big guy. Having a few drinks? Think you had one too many? Then it's time to call a sober friend for a ride home."

The surprise of a female voice rising from the porcelain might be enough to sober up some drinkers. But the message ends with even more sobering words, "Remember," it says, "your future is in your hand."

 

[nr]

Katrina, Ur car-razy !

 

[IL Rancher]

I can imagine being drunk enough to be real worried there been something in my drink and I was hearing things...Yikes... Doesn't matter to me anymore I guess, haven't drank at a bar in years.

 

[Robert]

I've been in a couple biker bars that had signs above the urinals that read...
"Don't eat the big white mint" :shock: :twisted:

 

[fedup2]

Saw one the other day in a his-hers restroom that said: Men stand closer, its shorter than you think! Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[kolanuraven]

Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote]


I wish that more of those little ol' ladies with the walkers/canes would read this. It amazes me how such crippled up ladies can go into a bathroom and then when you go in it looks like the neighborhood tomkat has sprayed everything! They must be acrobats in disguise!

They are afraid to sit down on the seat for fear of ' catchin' something'....well helles belles pi$$in' all over the place isn't exactly the best way to go either!

 

[Mrs.Greg]

Not quite the same but close....a couple years ago we were in Ft. MacMurray for a rescue competition. The day before the comp. we all went to a lounge for a drink,a friend and I went to washroom,when we went to wash hands we both got quite a scare when a mans voice is heard with the cheesiest pick-up line ever :shock: We ran out of washroom and her hubby followed us back in to confront the guy hiding in there. It was this motion sensored beer advertisment on the wall by the faucets

 

[angus guy]

Where can I get one of those things Mrs Greg? I know of about 100 places I'd like to put it. Just way to cool. :twisted: :twisted: