Big Muddy rancher
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A taxi driver picked up a nun. As they were driving along the nun noticed the taxi driver staring at her in the rear veiw mirror. The nun ask what was the problem. The taxi driver said I have always wanted to kiss a nun. The nun said only if your single and Catholic. The driver reasured her that he was so she told him to pull into the alley. She proceded to kiss the taxi driver like he had never been kissed. As they pulled out on the road the driver confessed that he was Jewish and married. The nun said that's okay cause my name is Haymaker and I'm on the way to a costume party. :wink: :cowboy: