RobinFarmandRanch
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Got this in an email today. I realized i really am a heeler with a little header mixed in.
Header or Heeler?
If you saw a team roper with his hands behind his back, could you tell if he was a header or a heeler? I have done an extensive study on this very problem with a grant funded equally by the Pro Rodeo Ex-Wives Collection Agency and the TRA (Team Ropers Anonymous) Halfway House.
Here are the results of my findings:·
Headers are more likely to have their hair styled rather than cut. Heelers get their hair cut bi-annually and usually need to shave.
· A header owns a fairly new truck and trailer with a coordinating paint job. A heeler buys recaps and the paint job on his trailer matches the primer on his brother in law's barbeque grill.
· A header will often have two horses, his favorite and one in training. A heeler with have one horse in training and the same one for sale.
· A header may own his own arena. The heeler usually owes last week's stock charge.
· A header carefully positions his horse in the box, checks for steer alertness and nods at precisely the moment everything is perfect. A heeler is jerked awake when the chute gates bangs.
· The tack box of a header contains an extra set of reins, leather punch, fly spray, snaps, saddle blanket, talcum, horn wraps, assorted brushes and combs, a second tie down, various sizes of leather straps, cotton rolls, leg brace solution, hoof care tools, dikes, two pair each of bell boots and splint boots, a jar of silver polish and a can of assorted brake light bulbs.
· A heeler's tack box will have a warm bottle of Combiotic, some Bute paste, an inner tube, a hatchet, some baling wire, a nest of twine, an 18 piece Taiwanese socket set, a running iron, beer opener, and one skid boot.
· A header has ulcers. A heeler has a hangover.
· A header will discuss the lineage of his horse, "He's out of an Easy Jet Mare and a full cousin to Stick". A heeler will discuss the lineage of his tack, "I used to ride broncs with this saddle. It's an association tree but I bolted on this horn and wrapped it with duct tape and rawhide. Dee Pickett gimme this halter.
· A header will blame his horse, himself, his rope, his wrap, his saddle, his timing his technique, his dally, his loop, the steer, the wind, or overtraining.
The heeler blames the header!
Header or Heeler?
If you saw a team roper with his hands behind his back, could you tell if he was a header or a heeler? I have done an extensive study on this very problem with a grant funded equally by the Pro Rodeo Ex-Wives Collection Agency and the TRA (Team Ropers Anonymous) Halfway House.
Here are the results of my findings:·
Headers are more likely to have their hair styled rather than cut. Heelers get their hair cut bi-annually and usually need to shave.
· A header owns a fairly new truck and trailer with a coordinating paint job. A heeler buys recaps and the paint job on his trailer matches the primer on his brother in law's barbeque grill.
· A header will often have two horses, his favorite and one in training. A heeler with have one horse in training and the same one for sale.
· A header may own his own arena. The heeler usually owes last week's stock charge.
· A header carefully positions his horse in the box, checks for steer alertness and nods at precisely the moment everything is perfect. A heeler is jerked awake when the chute gates bangs.
· The tack box of a header contains an extra set of reins, leather punch, fly spray, snaps, saddle blanket, talcum, horn wraps, assorted brushes and combs, a second tie down, various sizes of leather straps, cotton rolls, leg brace solution, hoof care tools, dikes, two pair each of bell boots and splint boots, a jar of silver polish and a can of assorted brake light bulbs.
· A heeler's tack box will have a warm bottle of Combiotic, some Bute paste, an inner tube, a hatchet, some baling wire, a nest of twine, an 18 piece Taiwanese socket set, a running iron, beer opener, and one skid boot.
· A header has ulcers. A heeler has a hangover.
· A header will discuss the lineage of his horse, "He's out of an Easy Jet Mare and a full cousin to Stick". A heeler will discuss the lineage of his tack, "I used to ride broncs with this saddle. It's an association tree but I bolted on this horn and wrapped it with duct tape and rawhide. Dee Pickett gimme this halter.
· A header will blame his horse, himself, his rope, his wrap, his saddle, his timing his technique, his dally, his loop, the steer, the wind, or overtraining.
The heeler blames the header!