Jassy
Well-known member
> Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
> > 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not
> > funny at all !!!
> >
> > 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU
> > IDIOT!
> >
> > 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
> > stuff out. Exactly
> > whose walk is
> > this anyway?
> >
> > 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
> > nose... stop it!
> >
> > 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
> > know why we chew
> > your stuff up
> > when you're not home.
> >
> > 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
> > dog! Whoooo
> > Hoooooooo what a
> > proud moment for the top of the food chain.
> >
> > 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
> > acting surprised when
> > I
> > freak out
> > every time we go back!
> >
> > 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
> > guests. Sorry, but I
> > haven't
> > quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
> >
> > 9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the
> > fur?
> >
> > 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
> > both know the
> > truth, you're
> > just jealous.
> >
> > Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know
> > who's boss
> > here!!!
> > You don't
> > see me picking up your poop do you ???
> > 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not
> > funny at all !!!
> >
> > 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU
> > IDIOT!
> >
> > 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
> > stuff out. Exactly
> > whose walk is
> > this anyway?
> >
> > 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
> > nose... stop it!
> >
> > 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
> > know why we chew
> > your stuff up
> > when you're not home.
> >
> > 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
> > dog! Whoooo
> > Hoooooooo what a
> > proud moment for the top of the food chain.
> >
> > 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
> > acting surprised when
> > I
> > freak out
> > every time we go back!
> >
> > 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
> > guests. Sorry, but I
> > haven't
> > quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
> >
> > 9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the
> > fur?
> >
> > 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
> > both know the
> > truth, you're
> > just jealous.
> >
> > Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know
> > who's boss
> > here!!!
> > You don't
> > see me picking up your poop do you ???
