OldDog/NewTricks
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Subject: TEXAS AND THE SHORT GUY
> The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The
> midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
> him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
>
> The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining
> table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left
> testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to
> check for a hernia.
>
> "Hmm..."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
> testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
>
> "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
>
> Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the
> left side.
>
> The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
> that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk
> around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
>
> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his
> testicles were no longer aching.
>
> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc,
> and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."
> The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The
> midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
> him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
>
> The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining
> table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left
> testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to
> check for a hernia.
>
> "Hmm..."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
> testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
>
> "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
>
> Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the
> left side.
>
> The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
> that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk
> around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
>
> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his
> testicles were no longer aching.
>
> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc,
> and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."
