TEXAS HOSPITALITY
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101--You are cleared to land
eastboundon runway 180R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway
180R. Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102--You are cleared to land
westboundon runway 180R."
Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway
180R.
God is Great."
Pause: Static--
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Y'all be careful now--hear?"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101--You are cleared to land
eastboundon runway 180R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway
180R. Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102--You are cleared to land
westboundon runway 180R."
Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway
180R.
God is Great."
Pause: Static--
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Y'all be careful now--hear?"