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Big Muddy rancher

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Feb 10, 2005
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped the
spiders flat.
She said "Well, that might be OK in Texas, but we're not having any of
that crap in Saskatchewan.

Thats a smart lil girl,and obviously no kin to that girl friend of yours KD.You better be careful boy, I heard when she wears spurs she's dangerous................good luck

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