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The "change" is on the way

I've performed about 50 weddings as JP- and in about 90% of them- have seen the relatives/inlaws get more emotional/nervous than the bride or groom get... Once in a while you end up with a Bridezilla bride- but usually it is a parent or inlaw that are worst...

Congratulations cowwrangler- and as long as you remember you are equal partners in the best relationship God could ever make for a man and a woman-- you will do great.....
 
Where are your wedding pictures, cowwrangler? When H and I got married, some wise ankle put vaseline under our windshield wipers. One of the road out of our town was a dirt road, and of course would be our escape route that evening. So long story short, the windshield got dusty, and vaseline and dirt were smeared all over the windshield. I don't know how we got to town! It was a good prank though.
 
You know i've been married about 23 years-never had a wedding we went to a rodeo and eloped but I really don't have any idea how I did it lol. just lucky I guess.
 
Congratulations cowwrangler.

A story with a moral......


A couple had just been married and had arived at their honeymoon suite. The groom removed his pants and told the bride to put them on. She replied, "They won't fit! They're TOO Big."
The groom told her "Remember that and this marriage will work fine."

The bride then opened her suitcase and handed a pair of HER pants to the groom. "Put em on", she said.

The groom came back with, "They're too small, I can't get into THEM."


The bride looked him in the eye and flatly said, "Keep your attitude and you never will."
 
We had a wedding that I do remember. Decided to forgo the honey moon to wean, vaccinate, process and haul cattle. My wife had a good job in the City so she went back to work. Should get around to it one of these years. :-)
 
no honey moon here yet either,we have to get her moved out this week,she sold her house and thank goodness the new owners couldnt move in right away, oh yea and another update,last nite i find my underwear frozen into a solid brick in the deep freezer :shock:
 
cowwrangler said:
no honey moon here yet either,we have to get her moved out this week,she sold her house and thank goodness the new owners couldnt move in right away, oh yea and another update,last nite i find my underwear frozen into a solid brick in the deep freezer :shock:
Make the honeymoon happen sooner rather than later. :-) Better warm that underwear up before use. :wink:
 
Just be yourself ,as it is you who she feel in love with...The rest is full of either good or bad days...God lead you two to find eachother,you have now,so live and stop thinking so much about the how's and why's......

Probably crummy advice,but its all I got..... :)
 
nonothing said:
Just be yourself ,as it is you who she feel in love with...The rest is full of either good or bad days...God lead you two to find eachother,you have now,so live and stop thinking so much about the how's and why's......

Probably crummy advice,but its all I got..... :)

No, not so crummy!
 
burnt said:
nonothing said:
Just be yourself ,as it is you who she feel in love with...The rest is full of either good or bad days...God lead you two to find eachother,you have now,so live and stop thinking so much about the how's and why's......

Probably crummy advice,but its all I got..... :)

No, not so crummy!
Don't eat in bed.
 
cowwrangler said:
This sat at 5 pm i will be getting married,so the countdown has kinda begun,will have a busy couple days now keeping the future wife calm about details,lol she is so worried about making it a perfect day,i told her she just has to show up and it will be, will be a change for me as i have never been married before,so any advice will be appreceaited,lol
advice,easy,marry the right gal,if she'll put up with ya for 30 yrs you got it made... 8)
 

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