the dentist

[jodywy]

the dentist


A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide

to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has

been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?" She replied "you keep washing your hands."


One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl
says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says,
"Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"

 

[katrina]

 

[katrina]

This Cowboy's A Real Pain!
>> > >
>> > > A Cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist
>> > >examines
>> > > him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give
>> > > you
>>a
>> > >shot of
>> > > Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
>> > >
>> > > The man grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not
>>having
>> > >any
>> > > shot!"
>> > >
>> > > So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
>> > >
>> > > The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a
>>couple
>> > >of
>> > > days. I'm not having gas."
>> > >
>> > > So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water.
>> > >"Here," he
>> > > says. "Take this pill."
>> > >
>> > > The man asks "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra."
>> > >
>> > > The man looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.
>> > >
>> > > "No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to
>>hang
>> > >on to
>> > > while I pull your tooth"

 

[sw]

Hey you two, couth up. Keep em coming!! :lol:

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

I was a dental assistant for 8 years, Till this last June. I hafta send that to my old boss...he'll gitta real kick outta that.