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The electric fence won!

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Judith

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Did ya ever have one of those days when ya step over yer electric fence only to land in a hole on the other side? This learching action causes you to fry your crotch-ular area.( who in god's name put rivets on the crotch of womens jeans!!!!) With a yelp you leap into the air, only to hit yer nipple and cheek on the second and third strand! This unfortunate prediciment occured BEFORE my morning coffee. This made for one grumpy bear!!!! I have recovered but I do believe that my nethers with never be quite the same. :shock: They need idiot stickers on these darn things!
 
the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
jeans with a rivet in the crotch??? What kinda jeans are those and where do they sell em....so I'll know where NOT to shop LOL
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Say Lilly, I saw your Nebraska friends from a distance this evening. Had planned to go say hi to them, but they got away before I had the chance.
 
These babies are plain ole wranglers :)

Yup I was wide awake after the event. No yodelling but I did let out a girly half squeak ,half snort.( Almost shot out my uterus trying to hop back onto the opposite side without getting zapped again.) Very proper and lady like I assure you :) Can't imagine what would have happened if I didnt have my rubber boots on!

My new mantra use the gate, use the gate. ......... The horses are still pointing and laughing, unsympathetic so and soes.....
 
It holds the 4 corners of the material together. I would not normally notice it was even there. But this was an unusual situation to say the least ROTFL!!!!
 
Ok I had to do a search and find out...didnt find anything on Wrangler jeans havin a riveted crotch. But did find this website about Old denims......LOL look at the name brand of these jeans....

http://www.waltontaylor.com/Blue%20Jeans.html
 
Lily that sight is soo funny, JA jeans who knew. These jeans are at least 25 years old, and still going strong! they are about 3 sizes too big and a mens pair to boot. They are soooo sexy :) No holes or anything a bit of wear on the cuffs but heck they work great for morning feeding. I refuse to wear form fitted clothing until after coffee. At which point being stuffed into "more stylish" clothing doesnt make ya so cranky. I have yet to figure out how the lovely ladies in all the ranch magazines look so freshly made up and clean! I had horse boogers and dog paw prints on me by 4:30! I like Tim's idea of farming in the nude. Think of all of the laundry soap we would save! I would definately use the gate! LOL
 
"In the nude", and "electric fence" should NOT be used in the same sentence. LOL No thanks, I'll keep puttin my jeans on in the mornin TYVM!!!! And you can bet yer boots, I will be checkin any and all jeans before purchase to make sure there's no rivets there.




(unless of course we are in need of rain......then the barn run might hafta be brought up again LOL) thank goodness aint no lectric fence tween here n there.
 
What a visual that leaves..........kind of like the tazer gun one. Good thing you didn't have anything flammable on your jeans, a spark might have livened it up even more
 
Next time you try the shorcut :P be sure to set up the video camera first :!: This board is all about education and entertainment........your stunt qualifies on both counts :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
 
Judith, I have an idea. Set up a video camera and do a reenactment. It might not be as good but you could ad lib some reactions.

I don't remeber you ever having an initiation, so this would serve that purpose. Waiting..........
 

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