After his recent hole in one, Larry and his buddies Bob, Derick, and Mark were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf outing.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that
he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.After a lot of teasing and name calling, Larry headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Bob, Derick, and Mark arrived at the golf resort to play golf, they were shocked to see Larry sitting in the
lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!
So Derick ask, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Larry?"
"I didn't have to," Larry replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.
Then, the wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise.' When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed, and you can do
whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that
he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.After a lot of teasing and name calling, Larry headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Bob, Derick, and Mark arrived at the golf resort to play golf, they were shocked to see Larry sitting in the
lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!
So Derick ask, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Larry?"
"I didn't have to," Larry replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.
Then, the wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise.' When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed, and you can do
whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"