If I recall correctly, the last time we played Texass, we didn't just play Texass, we were also playing the referees, the clock operator, the Big XII itself, and Jerry Jones. It took all of them and one extra second added back on the clock to beat us.
Three months after the game I was at a truck dealership in Ft. Worth, and they had more UT football crap on their walls than Carter's has pills. Several of them had to snicker when they found out I was from Nebraska. When I asked them how much did Jerry Jones spend to get that second put on the clock, nobody had much to say.
We never needed all the help that Texass needed for us to beat the MildCats. Tonight I am an Auburn fan. I hope they hang half a hundred on 'em.