The Lone Ranger And Tonto Went Camping......
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert..
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep..
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says:
'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant..
Meteorologicly, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo ( beep ).
It mean someone stole the tent."
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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redneck pride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZmMwP5bELE
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert..
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep..
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says:
'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant..
Meteorologicly, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo ( beep ).
It mean someone stole the tent."
***********************************
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
*************************
redneck pride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZmMwP5bELE
