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The True Bear Hunter
On a tour of Alaska, the Pope went to the mountains for some sight seeing.
He was cruising along when suddenly there was a frantic commotion just at
the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat environmentalist, wearing a
"Save the Whales" T-shirt was struggling frantically, trying to free
himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear.
Then, the three loggers threw the bear onto the bed of their truck while
the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
The Pope said to the loggers, "I give you my blessing for your brave
actions! I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that love
overcomes differences."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers said, "That was the Pope. He
has access to all God's wisdom."
Another logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure
doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is the bait
holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"
:cry2:
On a tour of Alaska, the Pope went to the mountains for some sight seeing.
He was cruising along when suddenly there was a frantic commotion just at
the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat environmentalist, wearing a
"Save the Whales" T-shirt was struggling frantically, trying to free
himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear.
Then, the three loggers threw the bear onto the bed of their truck while
the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
The Pope said to the loggers, "I give you my blessing for your brave
actions! I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that love
overcomes differences."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers said, "That was the Pope. He
has access to all God's wisdom."
Another logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure
doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is the bait
holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"
:cry2:
