Big Muddy rancher
Well-known member
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
>
> Alabama
> Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.!
>
> Alaska
> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>
> Arizona
> But It's a Dry Heat...
>
> Arkansas
> Literacy Ain't Everything.
>
> California
> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>
> Colorado
> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>
> Connecticut
> Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
>
> Delaware
> We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water.
>
> Florida
> Ask Us About Our Grandkids...and Our Voting Skills.
>
> Georgia
> We Put the Fun in Fundamentalist Extremism.
>
> Hawaii
> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> (Death To Mainland Scum, but Leave Your Money)
>
> Idaho
> More Than Just Potatoes...
> Well, Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
>
> Illinois
> Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"!
>
> Indiana
> 2 Billion Years Tidal-Wave Free!
>
> Iowa
> We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
>
> Kansas
> First Of The Rectangle States.
>
> Kentucky
> Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
>
> Louisiana
> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.
>
> Maine
> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
>
> Maryland
> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
>
> Massachusetts
> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's...and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
>
> Michigan
> First Line Of Defense from the Canadians!
>
> Minnesota
> 10,000 Lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes!
>
> Mississippi
> Come Here and Feel Better About Your Own State.
>
> Missouri
> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
>
> Montana
> Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
> and Honest Elections!
>
> Nebraska
> Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
>
> Nevada
> Hookers and Poker!
>
> New Hampshire
> Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
>
> New Jersey
> You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
> I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>
> New Mexico
> Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
>
> New York
> You Have the Right to Remain Silent,
> You Have the Right to an Attorney...and No Right to Self Defense!
>
> North Carolina
> Tobacco Is a Vegetable!
>
> North Dakota
> We Really Are One of the 50 States!
>
> Ohio
> At Least We're Not Michigan.
>
> Oklahoma
> Like the Play, But No Singing.
>
> Oregon
> Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
>
> Pennsylvania
> Cook with Coal.
>
> Rhode Island
> We're Not REALLY An Island.
>
> South Carolina
> Remember The Civil War?
> Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.
>
> South Dakota
> Closer Than North Dakota.
>
> Tennessee
> Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
>
> Texas
> Se Hablo Ingles.
>
> Utah
> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
>
> Vermont
> Ay, Yep.
>
> Virginia
> Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>
> Washington
> Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor!
>
> West Virginia
> One Big Happy Family...Really!
>
> Wisconsin
> Come Cut the Cheese!
>
> Wyoming
> Where Men Are Men and the Sheep Are Scared.
>
> &
>
> The District of Columbia
> The Work-Free Drug Place!
>
>
>
> Alabama
> Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.!
>
> Alaska
> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>
> Arizona
> But It's a Dry Heat...
>
> Arkansas
> Literacy Ain't Everything.
>
> California
> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>
> Colorado
> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>
> Connecticut
> Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
>
> Delaware
> We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water.
>
> Florida
> Ask Us About Our Grandkids...and Our Voting Skills.
>
> Georgia
> We Put the Fun in Fundamentalist Extremism.
>
> Hawaii
> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> (Death To Mainland Scum, but Leave Your Money)
>
> Idaho
> More Than Just Potatoes...
> Well, Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
>
> Illinois
> Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"!
>
> Indiana
> 2 Billion Years Tidal-Wave Free!
>
> Iowa
> We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
>
> Kansas
> First Of The Rectangle States.
>
> Kentucky
> Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
>
> Louisiana
> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.
>
> Maine
> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
>
> Maryland
> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
>
> Massachusetts
> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's...and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
>
> Michigan
> First Line Of Defense from the Canadians!
>
> Minnesota
> 10,000 Lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes!
>
> Mississippi
> Come Here and Feel Better About Your Own State.
>
> Missouri
> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
>
> Montana
> Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
> and Honest Elections!
>
> Nebraska
> Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
>
> Nevada
> Hookers and Poker!
>
> New Hampshire
> Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
>
> New Jersey
> You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
> I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>
> New Mexico
> Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
>
> New York
> You Have the Right to Remain Silent,
> You Have the Right to an Attorney...and No Right to Self Defense!
>
> North Carolina
> Tobacco Is a Vegetable!
>
> North Dakota
> We Really Are One of the 50 States!
>
> Ohio
> At Least We're Not Michigan.
>
> Oklahoma
> Like the Play, But No Singing.
>
> Oregon
> Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
>
> Pennsylvania
> Cook with Coal.
>
> Rhode Island
> We're Not REALLY An Island.
>
> South Carolina
> Remember The Civil War?
> Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.
>
> South Dakota
> Closer Than North Dakota.
>
> Tennessee
> Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
>
> Texas
> Se Hablo Ingles.
>
> Utah
> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
>
> Vermont
> Ay, Yep.
>
> Virginia
> Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>
> Washington
> Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor!
>
> West Virginia
> One Big Happy Family...Really!
>
> Wisconsin
> Come Cut the Cheese!
>
> Wyoming
> Where Men Are Men and the Sheep Are Scared.
>
> &
>
> The District of Columbia
> The Work-Free Drug Place!
>
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