Things a Mother Would Never Say

[katrina]

Things a Mother Would Never Say
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."

"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery."

"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week."

"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."

"Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve."

"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve."

 

[ranchwife]

sooooo true!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

"That prom dress covers WAY too much skin" (yep, from experience, folks!! :shock: )

"Purple is a GREAT hair color"

"I think Grand Theft Auto would make a wonderful birthday present for our 10 year old"

"Last one back from checking the mail on the 4-wheeler is a rotten egg"

"Helmets are for sissies"

"I liked your last boyfriend better...you know, the one with the pierced nose and lots of eyeliner"

come on, moms....let's hear it from the rest of ya!! You, too, Dads!! :wink:

 

[greg]

I'm so happy your dating a bull rider!

 

[ranchwife]

"I think a weekend getaway at a remote cabin with a bunch or your teenage friends and NO parental supervision is a GREAT idea...i mean, we adults would just ruin your good time!"

 

[sw]

why it's ok for you to have beer, why we drank beer when we were only 15.

 

[ranchwife]

why it's ok for you to have beer, why we drank beer when we were only 15.

cowboyup says "you waited that long??? :shock: "

 

[ranchwife]

why it's ok for you to have beer, why we drank beer when we were only 15.

"and we also smoke pot and lots of other things, too....so, of course you can!" :lol:

 

[sw]

why you're out of money, let me buy you that can of chew

 

[ranchwife]

why you're out of money, let me buy you that can of chew

or next pack of cigarettes...or next 12 pack of budweiser! :wink:

Don't worry about helping me fix dinner...I simply LOVE to cook for 7 after putting in 13 hours of "run, run, run"

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

I dont wanna see the carpet in your room!!!!

 

[ranchwife]

I dont wanna see the carpet in your room!!!!

OOOOPS!!! sounds like you maybe knew my mom when I was a teenager....my carpet was hidden for many, many years...when I moved out, I realized that it was blue..not green!! :shock:

"How can I possibly expect to get my car 'broke in' if you won't drive it more often?"

 

[ranchwife]

just noticed that demodrivergus is online.,...can't wait to hear what she has to say about this thread!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Mrs.Greg]

yes your right I'm too old to remember what it was like to be a teenager

 

[CattleRMe]

Don't abide by our rules it's our privilage you live here with us.

Charge whatever you need gas, pop, candy whenever you want and how much you want anytime.

 

[Mrs Jinglebob JR]

If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs don't come running to me

If you fall off that cliff and kill yourself I'm never speaking to you again


both from experience.........I wasn't afraid of anything as a child, why should my mother be............?? :???:

 

[Angus Cattle Shower]

''Let's throw your younger siblings off the roof onto the snowbank!!!!"

 

[Jinglebob]

These are from JB Jr.

"You better have a naked cheerleader, under your bed!"

"You better have a girl up there in your room!"

 

[ranchwife]

do everything I wouldn't do!! :shock:

No, honey...i was never your age and have NO idea the pain of being a teenager (of course, if you are being sarcastic.... :lol: )

 

[HorseShoer]

If your freinds jump off a bridge.. be sure to join em


ummmmm wait a minute :roll: that is something my mom woulda told me :?

 

[OldDog/NewTricks]

Some of the Moms at V_Key Junior High have said all that -- one Mom HIRED A STRIPER for a mixed Party - - V_Key as not into most school partys - - FFA was the stright bunch and even then an 23 yearold Ag Advisor was letting some kids use the school Van for....

V_Key came to me - then she and her friends got him fired - - - but get this - he went to another School District - - It seems that if one District tells why they fire someone it's Actionable.