Angus Cattle Shower
Well-known member
1. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?"
2. "Let's see ... hardtack and pemmican ... that's three grams of fat,
seven grams of protein, and two starches."
3. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw
upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
4. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is
from Dodge."
5. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"
6. You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started
on the gazpacho and the fondue."
7. "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"
8. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
9. "Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys' room."
10. "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"
11. "Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?"
12. "Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!"
13. "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set me straight."
14. "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."
15. "Who let the dogies out?"
16. "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get
started on the gazpacho and the fondue."
17. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"
18. "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration."
19. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?"
20. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge."
21. "HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!"
2. "Let's see ... hardtack and pemmican ... that's three grams of fat,
seven grams of protein, and two starches."
3. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw
upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
4. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is
from Dodge."
5. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"
6. You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started
on the gazpacho and the fondue."
7. "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"
8. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
9. "Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys' room."
10. "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"
11. "Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?"
12. "Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!"
13. "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set me straight."
14. "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."
15. "Who let the dogies out?"
16. "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get
started on the gazpacho and the fondue."
17. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"
18. "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration."
19. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?"
20. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge."
21. "HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!"
