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This is really dumb, but it gives me an idea.

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Feb 10, 2005
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Southern Manitoba


Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don't help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that's for sure.

Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

I don't want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny's cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of March 10th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!

Total collected so far $18,462.12 USD

I think I'll start my own website with a picture of a fuzzy little newborn calf and threaten to eat him unless people pay me $50,000. If I'm lucky maybe people will pay me $40,000 and I'll still get to eat him.
If you really want to make money, lie about the safety of Canadian cattle and beef and conduct "fear mongering" fund raisers. Hell, it worked for R-CULT.


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