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Three Little Pigs

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Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first little piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

The third little piggy said, "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee', all the way home!"
 
booooo-hissssss :wink: :wink: actually, i thought it was sorta cute...kinda reminded me of my "better half" and some of his old buddies!! :shock:
 

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