Tip of the day

[HAY MAKER]

never go to a second location with a banjo player.
good luck

 

[HAY MAKER]

There are three kinds of people in the world today,those who are good at math and those who are not.
good luck

 

[HAY MAKER]

Dont fight your way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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[HAY MAKER]

The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been known as the TEETHBRUSH
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[katrina]

 

[HAY MAKER]

lipstick is the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull.
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[HAY MAKER]

When you're arguing with a fool, make sure you aint doing the same thing he is.
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[HAY MAKER]

•The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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[HAY MAKER]

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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[HAY MAKER]

Lifes greatest pleasures Women Children Horses and dogs.
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[HAY MAKER]

Never under estimate the power of a large group of dumb people.
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[HAY MAKER]

Fate decides who walks into your life, you decide who you let stay.
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[MO_cows]

Haymaker you are doin a great job with these but let me just throw in one of my favorites.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

[gcreekrch]

The most dangerous man you will ever deal with watches you shave every morning.

 

[per]

The most dangerous man you will ever deal with watches you shave every morning.

I can't bear to watch. 8)

 

[HAY MAKER]

Haymaker you are doin a great job with these but let me just throw in one of my favorites.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Welcome.........the more the better.
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[HAY MAKER]

Make Sure you are Right, then Dont back up.
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[Juan]

You can fool some of the people all the time but a conservative has a great advantage!

 

[HAY MAKER]

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
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[starvin'dog]

Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.