I would also like to take the time to wish all the ladies a happy valentines day & post a little story for you.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrives and bets twenty
thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't
mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of the asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL
Not all Mississippi folks are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.