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HAY MAKER

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Thanks haymaker you will never know what that meant to me ...ok I know it was not meant for me but sorry I am going to take it as such.
 
Thanks Haymaker, you sure know how to treat us ladies. Happy Valentine's Day to you, too, and everyone else.
 
I would also like to take the time to wish all the ladies a happy valentines day & post a little story for you.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrives and bets twenty
thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't
mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of the asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL

Not all Mississippi folks are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.
 
Happy Valentine's Day back to you, HAY MAKER, it is sweet for you to think of us :D :heart: Hope you have a really special time planned for your lady :D
 
Thank you Haymaker, and yes I know you dont know me. But, that is so sweet when you post, it has made the day for so many on here. Day of romance and sentiment, it is nice to be thought of.

Hope that you have had a great V.Day as well!!

Easty
 
EastTexasGal said:
Thank you Haymaker, and yes I know you dont know me. But, that is so sweet when you post, it has made the day for so many on here. Day of romance and sentiment, it is nice to be thought of.

Hope that you have had a great V.Day as well!!

Easty

You are very welome EastTexasGal, & welome to the boards...........good luck
 
katrina said:
Thanks Haymaker. That is very nice. What did you get our favorite gal for Valentines Day????

I got her a pretty valentine card & gonna take her to dinner Fri evening,get a good steak as you know ,that's what makes women beautiful eatin all that beef :D ................good luck
 
HAY MAKER said:
katrina said:
Thanks Haymaker. That is very nice. What did you get our favorite gal for Valentines Day????

I got her a pretty valentine card & gonna take her to dinner Fri evening,get a good steak as you know ,that's what makes women beautiful eatin all that beef :D ................good luck



That's nice of you to think of your mother on Valentines day. I'm sure she will really enjoy it.
 
Congrats Haymaker on being th boards gentleman....


Happy belated Valentines day...I proposed to my wife on Valentines day, so it is doubly special day. Stayed off the computer yesterday, we went to dinner. I have bought her spa day package,


PPRM
 

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