I want to be a Rancher
To all my friends here, on this new fangled Rancher's net,
Some of you I really don't know, some of you I've even met.
It is time for me to say thank you, for entertaining me this way,
For putting up with my lines, even reading what I had to say.
To Shelly and Ranchwife, you two got me started, posting on this thing,
You were both worried, wondering what the tomorrow might bring.
So I had to go and do it, just had to write you my ranching thoughts,
Hope they had a good effect, and no they weren't bought.
Then my big day came, I knew I was part of the core,
Cause I got my own PM, and it was from the one and only, BMR!
Next I got my lesson, reading Jinglebob and Saddletramps' verse.
Bad thing is though, theirs is getting better, and mine's a getting worse!
Macon he got it on here, so that pictures we can now post,
And now it's a contest, and ole' Soapweed's put up the most.
Now I also know when I'm feeling down, the bones are starting to groan,
Faster Horses can always find me a cure, and yes it will involve Vigortone.
Got to sharing pictures, put to songs with the Jersey Lil,
Some of her pictures are really good, and she's working on them still.
Got to sharing with Northern Rancher, hearing of his hunts,
About the new breaking halter, I really thank you a bunch.
nr, you got a bunch of us together, over in Deadwood,
If you can pull it off again, I would be there if I could.
And now we have good ole disagreeable and even a bunny hugger,
Posting right along with Haymaker, that onery old bugger.
We've seen some of 'em disappear like Nebrusker, Jared and Hat,
When people aren't nice, Macon gets them gone, simple as that.
Thank you all for the entertainment and the education that I get,
But I'm not going to shut up, at least not quite yet.
For all of you new ones let me end this with one of life's great lessons,
Don't go posting into Political Bull and surely stay out of the Bull Sessions!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
To all my friends here, on this new fangled Rancher's net,
Some of you I really don't know, some of you I've even met.
It is time for me to say thank you, for entertaining me this way,
For putting up with my lines, even reading what I had to say.
To Shelly and Ranchwife, you two got me started, posting on this thing,
You were both worried, wondering what the tomorrow might bring.
So I had to go and do it, just had to write you my ranching thoughts,
Hope they had a good effect, and no they weren't bought.
Then my big day came, I knew I was part of the core,
Cause I got my own PM, and it was from the one and only, BMR!
Next I got my lesson, reading Jinglebob and Saddletramps' verse.
Bad thing is though, theirs is getting better, and mine's a getting worse!
Macon he got it on here, so that pictures we can now post,
And now it's a contest, and ole' Soapweed's put up the most.
Now I also know when I'm feeling down, the bones are starting to groan,
Faster Horses can always find me a cure, and yes it will involve Vigortone.
Got to sharing pictures, put to songs with the Jersey Lil,
Some of her pictures are really good, and she's working on them still.
Got to sharing with Northern Rancher, hearing of his hunts,
About the new breaking halter, I really thank you a bunch.
nr, you got a bunch of us together, over in Deadwood,
If you can pull it off again, I would be there if I could.
And now we have good ole disagreeable and even a bunny hugger,
Posting right along with Haymaker, that onery old bugger.
We've seen some of 'em disappear like Nebrusker, Jared and Hat,
When people aren't nice, Macon gets them gone, simple as that.
Thank you all for the entertainment and the education that I get,
But I'm not going to shut up, at least not quite yet.
For all of you new ones let me end this with one of life's great lessons,
Don't go posting into Political Bull and surely stay out of the Bull Sessions!
:lol: :lol: :lol: