Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans

[Steve]

a bit of humor...

#10 – Bitterly clinging to taxes and abortion

#9 – We didn't destroy your freedoms; you can visit them at the Smithsonian!

#8 – If you want us to listen to your opinion, move to Europe!

#7 – Some day none of this will be yours!

#6 – We can't tax terrorism…so who cares?

#5 – Don't vote us out! None of us can do real jobs!

#4 – Why the Founding Fathers wrote The Constitution ensuring LIMITED GOVERNMENT: Racism!

#3 – Reducing America's carbon footprint one job at a time!

#2 – America: we just can't wait to see how it ends!

#1 – Making everything in this country free except you!

 

[hypocritexposer]

:lol:

 

[Tam]

Your attempt at humor might be funny if they weren't TRUE. :wink: :lol:

 

[Steve]

Your attempt at humor might be funny if they weren't TRUE. :wink: :lol:

ya I caught the irony of the statements... :lol:

here is a few more..

You Might Be A Democrat If...

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."

You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.

You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.

You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.

You've never been mugged.

You actually expect to collect Social Security.

You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.

Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.

You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.

You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.

You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.

You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.

You know at least one Vegan.

You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.

You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock.

You think public housing is great, but just NIMBY.

You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heroes.

You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.

You think Michael Jackson is a great example of diversity.

You actually think that poverty can be abolished.

You admire the Swedish welfare system.

You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."

You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%

You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.

After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."

and my favorite.. you drive a Subaru,.. because they "support PBS" so it doesn't have to have commercials... :shock: :? :lol: :???:

 

[Tam]

You are a Democrat if you believe people are a RACIST if they don't vote for an Incompetent, Inexperienced, Community Organizer, Golf playing, Muslim Brotherhood lovin', Junior Senator that has other QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONS LIKE CITIZENSHIP.

You are a Democrat when you spew ideas of cutting the deficit then hide funding for Duck penis Studies, Monkey/Cocaine Studies, Turtle Tunnels building, Mouse Habitat building and Bankrupt Green energy companies and rebuilding ports of entry that are being closed, in bills that are so big that nobody reads them to find your PORK before they are passed into law.

 

[Steve]

You are a Democrat when you spew ideas of cutting the deficit then hide funding for Duck penis Studies, Monkey/Cocaine Studies, Turtle Tunnels building, Mouse Habitat building and Bankrupt Green energy companies and rebuilding ports of entry that are being closed, in bills that are so big that nobody reads them to find your PORK before they are passed into law.

and you are certainly a liberal if you defend the crap... :shock: :lol:

 

[ANGUS327]

My favorite is "You didn't build that".

 

[cowman52]

Don't forget the old standby, "disenfranchisement" before, during, and after every election.

 

[Tam]

Oh and how can we forget if you hear a guy yell out a Islamic phase before he opens fire and kills a bunch of soldiers it is only because the guy is a bit upset with his work environment. :roll:

 

[Steve]

Oh and how can we forget if you hear a guy yell out a Islamic phase before he opens fire and kills a bunch of soldiers it is only because the guy is a bit upset with his work environment. :roll:

yep,.. we really need to be more tolerant and accommodating.. so they don't get so upset,... :shock: :? :???: