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Twenty Dollars

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Big Muddy rancher

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Feb 10, 2005
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Big Muddy valley
Subject: Twenty dollars

Twenty Dollars - Worth reading to the end!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband
and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than
30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained
that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and
he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able
to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning,
and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than
thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then
she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth
over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she
had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were
the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he
found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I
would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths

I think Haymaker is missing.

:wink: :cowboy:


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Feb 16, 2005
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South East Texas
last weekend of deer season, bet he's closin down the deer camp or somethin.......I think me n Faster horses is gonna hafta do some openin cans of whoop **** on all these that disappear without lettin us know they are gonna be gone........daggumit!!! LOL :lol:

How many cans you got FH???

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