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TWO OLD MEN.......Adult Humor...NO MINORS

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Feb 14, 2005
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East north east of Soapweed
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have
a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at a local brothel.
The Madam takes one look at the two
old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms
and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk,
I'm not wasting two of my girl's on them. They won't know the difference."
Themanager does as he is told and the two men go upstairs
and take care of their business.
As they are walking home, the first man says " you know, I think my
girl was dead."
"dead?" says his friend, "why would you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend replied " well, I think mine was a witch."
"A witch. Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and when I
gave her a little bite she farted and flew out the window."

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