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V_Key

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow between them and the beech asked the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

But the birch could not tell.

Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling.

The birch said, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker began to peck away at the young tree, took a taste and replied,

"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have
ever put my pecker in!"


Wipe that smile off your face...
 

ranchwife

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v-key.....sorry....been trying to wipe the smile away and just can't seem to git er done!!! :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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