V_Key
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow between them and the beech asked the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
But the birch could not tell.
Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling.
The birch said, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker began to peck away at the young tree, took a taste and replied,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have
ever put my pecker in!"
Wipe that smile off your face...
But the birch could not tell.
Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling.
The birch said, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker began to peck away at the young tree, took a taste and replied,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have
ever put my pecker in!"
Wipe that smile off your face...
