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Two Trees

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Feb 13, 2005
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Gilroy/San Martin, Ca.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow between them and the beech asked the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

But the birch could not tell.

Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling.

The birch said, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker began to peck away at the young tree, took a taste and replied,

"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have
ever put my pecker in!"

Wipe that smile off your face...

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