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A woman is about to give birth and falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakens and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.
"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your Uncle Ole named them for you."
Oh crap, not Uncle Ole ! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
"Denise," the doctor replies.
"Well, thats not so bad." she says, and then asks, "What did he call the boy?"
The doctor answers, "Denephew
"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your Uncle Ole named them for you."
Oh crap, not Uncle Ole ! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
"Denise," the doctor replies.
"Well, thats not so bad." she says, and then asks, "What did he call the boy?"
The doctor answers, "Denephew