Big Muddy rancher
Well-known member
> If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
>Do
> > not open it. Apparently this one is
> > pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard
>drive, but
> > it will also delete anything on disks within 20
> > feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
>credit
> > cards. It reprograms your ATM access
> > code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field
> > harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
> > play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898
>numbers.
> > This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
> > tank.
> >
> >
> > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
>It
> > will drink ALL your
> > beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty
>underwear
> > on the coffee table when you
> > are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and
>your
> > Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes"
> > message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the
>toilet
> > seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
> > in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
>the
> > forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it
> > will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
> >
> > ***
> >
> > WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN ***
> >
> > And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds,
>you'll
> > fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and
> > shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will
>ignite the
> > person nearest you.
> > Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS
>IN THE
> > WORLD! Right now, as you read
> > this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're
>on
> > the computer!!!!
> >
> >
>
>
>Do
> > not open it. Apparently this one is
> > pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard
>drive, but
> > it will also delete anything on disks within 20
> > feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
>credit
> > cards. It reprograms your ATM access
> > code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field
> > harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
> > play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898
>numbers.
> > This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
> > tank.
> >
> >
> > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
>It
> > will drink ALL your
> > beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty
>underwear
> > on the coffee table when you
> > are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and
>your
> > Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes"
> > message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the
>toilet
> > seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
> > in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
>the
> > forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it
> > will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
> >
> > ***
> >
> > WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN ***
> >
> > And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds,
>you'll
> > fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and
> > shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will
>ignite the
> > person nearest you.
> > Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS
>IN THE
> > WORLD! Right now, as you read
> > this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're
>on
> > the computer!!!!
> >
> >
>
>
