Angus Cattle Shower
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Im helping a friend find the 'perfect' poem about love for his girlfriend. If you know of any good ones, please let me know, cause if I find one first I get out of homework that night... and he gets extra!!! lol
Wanted:Poem
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greg
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8) Theres only 2 things to be afraid of:A decent women and bein" left afoot. (Bix Binder) Hope that helps :wink:Angus Cattle Shower said:
Maple Leaf Angus
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O.K. - here's one and it worked for me.
Ahem . . .
O.K. here goes -
Ahem . . .
Wow, this is tougher than I thought it would be, ACS -
O.K., Ahem ---
Roses are red,
Violets are - - -
Aw shucks, I just can't bring myself to finish it. It's just too touchy feelly.
But I tried.
Come on guys, help'em out.
Greg, is that the best you can do?
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
By the way, ACS, if you find it and he uses it, who gets the credit? :wink: Make sure you're not just setting him up for a fall in case you're not there to help him out the next time! :shock:
Ahem . . .
O.K. here goes -
Ahem . . .
Wow, this is tougher than I thought it would be, ACS -
O.K., Ahem ---
Roses are red,
Violets are - - -
Aw shucks, I just can't bring myself to finish it. It's just too touchy feelly.
But I tried.
Come on guys, help'em out.
Greg, is that the best you can do?
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
By the way, ACS, if you find it and he uses it, who gets the credit? :wink: Make sure you're not just setting him up for a fall in case you're not there to help him out the next time! :shock:
Northern Rancher
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Humboldt's answer to Cyrano de Bergerac lol.
Bob_Frapples
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ok i wrote this ,not sure if its what your looking for.
WITHOUT WORDS
I softly rest my hand on yours.
or just pull you close to me.
Holding open every door,
so you can walk through easily.
I move your hair before I kiss,
my thumb I run across your brow.
And by making sure all bad things miss,
while keeping you wondering how.
Each day i do but one thing,
so that you know i care.
No it is not that I will sing,
It is just my smile from ear to ear.
You never have to worry,
your safety is my concern,
There are no words like sorry,
through hugs is how we learn.
Time is measured by happiness,
sad days may come and go.
Spoken words are meaningless,
For it is without words,a prefect heart will grow.
WITHOUT WORDS
I softly rest my hand on yours.
or just pull you close to me.
Holding open every door,
so you can walk through easily.
I move your hair before I kiss,
my thumb I run across your brow.
And by making sure all bad things miss,
while keeping you wondering how.
Each day i do but one thing,
so that you know i care.
No it is not that I will sing,
It is just my smile from ear to ear.
You never have to worry,
your safety is my concern,
There are no words like sorry,
through hugs is how we learn.
Time is measured by happiness,
sad days may come and go.
Spoken words are meaningless,
For it is without words,a prefect heart will grow.
katrina
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Bravo Bob....... :clap:
Here is an old Redneck one for special occasions like this.
Collards is green,
My dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
To have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
And without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
But I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
Jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
Right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high
When we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
When you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
And awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve
Such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
Yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
And fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
A-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
Like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
More than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
Yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
With a RC cold drank,
We go together
Like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
It's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
On that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
From a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
They explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
These won't do.
Cause yore too special,
You sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
Without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
Collards is green,
My dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
To have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
And without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
But I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
Jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
Right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high
When we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
When you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
And awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve
Such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
Yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
And fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
A-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
Like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
More than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
Yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
With a RC cold drank,
We go together
Like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
It's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
On that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
From a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
They explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
These won't do.
Cause yore too special,
You sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
Without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
ranchwife
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congratulations, bob!! That was definitely worth the read!! you now join the ranks of other rancher/poets such as sw!!! 
katrina
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Where's Tibbs and Mike...... They always have good ones...... :roll: :wink:
Angus Cattle Shower
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He gets the credit.... and does my homework. lol.
Go greg, go greg, I think youre in the doghouse, go greg, go greg. lol
They've been going out for almost a year, but her dad died, and she thinks that she isn't loved.... I offered to do it and my homework, but to no avail... and he's smarter than I. lol.
NR, NR, when will you learn? I dont know what those big words mean!!! lol.
Bravo bob, brovo fedup.... I'll send them both to him.... keep 'em coming, and I might end up finding someone to use them on
Go greg, go greg, I think youre in the doghouse, go greg, go greg. lol
They've been going out for almost a year, but her dad died, and she thinks that she isn't loved.... I offered to do it and my homework, but to no avail... and he's smarter than I. lol.
NR, NR, when will you learn? I dont know what those big words mean!!! lol.
Bravo bob, brovo fedup.... I'll send them both to him.... keep 'em coming, and I might end up finding someone to use them on
Maple Leaf Angus
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Oh-ho, a smart young pup! Savin them up for your own use! I had had a sneakin suspicion that there was more to this than meets the eye! :wink:
ranchwife
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fedup2-----those are dandy!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Angus Cattle Shower
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Lol. He thunked it up. lol. He was reading over my shoulder.... told me to type it. lol. I have a few in mind... yep, gettin ready to be shot down 