warning....

[Justin]

Urgent Notice:



Potential Danger of Horse Hair...This is a public service announcement...


In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:

· Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.

· Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.

· Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements".

· "Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home andexhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with otherhumans (especially husbands).

· "Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "herd mentality" or, like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one".

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

"Amobacter equuii" is usually found in females but can occasionally infect males as well.

 

[Ben H]

My wife is definitely infected. I think all the symptoms applied.

 

[gcreekrch]

My barrell racing, grandmother of seven, SIL is DEFINATELY going to see this. :wink:

 

[Nicky]

My barrell racing, grandmother of seven, SIL is DEFINATELY going to see this. :wink:

Thought I already sent you this?

 

[gcreekrch]

My barrell racing, grandmother of seven, SIL is DEFINATELY going to see this. :wink:

Thought I already sent you this?

You did. SIL does "not have time for email". :roll: She will receive this warning hand delivered. :wink:

 

[katrina]

I'm infected!!! :shock:

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

I'm infected!!! :shock:

NOW YOU TELL US :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[High Plains]

I've seen it many, many times.

When aggravated by the addition of an English saddle the patient will revert back to the functionality of a 4-year-old and will be of little or no use to society. The patient will display overt signs of "I know everything about any kind of horse" mentality which will be little-tolerated by anyone within 20 feet of the afflicted individual, particularly cow-hands, ranchers and western types.

:wink:

 

[cowhunter]

Good cow horses are cheap here. I bought 3 cracker mares at the sale before last and was goin to buy some at the last sale but there was nothin I liked but 15 month old geildin. He's nice and has several gates. I've got 2 of the three mares bred. Somebody stop me before I buy again! We also have 4 paints and a quorter horse mare. She's bred to san peppy stud. Its sure an adiction. But my youngins love them. That's all that matters.

 

[Mrs Leanin' H]

Justin, you have no idea!! And men get it too, maybe worse. H has way more bridles than horses. Should that mean something?

 

[katrina]

Justin, you have no idea!! And men get it too, maybe worse. H has way more bridles than horses. Should that mean something?

That's a good one!!!

 

[leanin' H]

Justin, you have no idea!! And men get it too, maybe worse. H has way more bridles than horses. Should that mean something?

Folks, I've had a lot of stuff said about me over the years! :shock: Some of it was grossly untrue and others were well deserved while still mildly painful! But my sweet, beautiful, intelligent, kind, loving companion might have just finally put to words what most poeple think, but are too polite to vocalize! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Mrs. H? :???: :shock: :wink: :disagree:

 

[Soapweed]

Justin, you have no idea!! And men get it too, maybe worse. H has way more bridles than horses. Should that mean something?

When I worked on the Moose Head Ranch as a dude wrangler in 1970, the old head wrangler was Dogie Weaver. He summed up some of his long-time observations made after a lifetime of plying his trade. He said that when a family from the city first arrived, everyone would head for the corrals to see the horses. The next morning the whole family would saddle up and ride. The second day the ladies and girls would be back, and they would ride pretty much every day they were there. The men and boys though, would rather go fishing or float down the Snake River. Dogie said most of the girls were horse lovers at heart, but once in a while a boy would come along that would put the horse loving girls to shame for being an equine addict.

 

[Mrs Leanin' H]

Justin, you have no idea!! And men get it too, maybe worse. H has way more bridles than horses. Should that mean something?

Folks, I've had a lot of stuff said about me over the years! :shock: Some of it was grossly untrue and others were well deserved while still mildly painful! But my sweet, beautiful, intelligent, kind, loving companion might have just finally put to words what most poeple think, but are too polite to vocalize! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Mrs. H? :???: :shock: :wink: :disagree:

Like Drego says on McClintok: "I got the kind of manners that don't keep me from sayin' so" or something like that!

Besides, going tack shopping is kind of hot!

 

[Soapweed]

Justin, you have no idea!! And men get it too, maybe worse. H has way more bridles than horses. Should that mean something?

Folks, I've had a lot of stuff said about me over the years! :shock: Some of it was grossly untrue and others were well deserved while still mildly painful! But my sweet, beautiful, intelligent, kind, loving companion might have just finally put to words what most poeple think, but are too polite to vocalize! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Mrs. H? :???: :shock: :wink: :disagree:

Like Drego says on McClintok: "I got the kind of manners that don't keep me from sayin' so" or something like that!

Besides, going tack shopping is kind of hot!

Depends on what kind of halter you buy. :wink:

 

[flyingS]

Justin, you have no idea!! And men get it too, maybe worse. H has way more bridles than horses. Should that mean something?

Folks, I've had a lot of stuff said about me over the years! :shock: Some of it was grossly untrue and others were well deserved while still mildly painful! But my sweet, beautiful, intelligent, kind, loving companion might have just finally put to words what most poeple think, but are too polite to vocalize! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Mrs. H? :???: :shock: :wink: :disagree:

You just never no when you might have a need for something do you H? Last time we moved we had a 28ft trailer full of horses and the tack room in our own trailer full to the brim with saddles and tack. Sparky put bridle hooks in the tack room for me and made the comment that there was enough of them that I would never fill them up, he had no idea. You just can't ever have too much tack. I am starting to find out that you can have too many horses though.

 

[Mrs Leanin' H]

Folks, I've had a lot of stuff said about me over the years! :shock: Some of it was grossly untrue and others were well deserved while still mildly painful! But my sweet, beautiful, intelligent, kind, loving companion might have just finally put to words what most poeple think, but are too polite to vocalize! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Mrs. H? :???: :shock: :wink: :disagree:

Like Drego says on McClintok: "I got the kind of manners that don't keep me from sayin' so" or something like that!

Besides, going tack shopping is kind of hot!

Depends on what kind of halter you buy. :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: That's a good one!

 

[Justin]

Folks, I've had a lot of stuff said about me over the years! :shock: Some of it was grossly untrue and others were well deserved while still mildly painful! But my sweet, beautiful, intelligent, kind, loving companion might have just finally put to words what most poeple think, but are too polite to vocalize! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Mrs. H? :???: :shock: :wink: :disagree:

Like Drego says on McClintok: "I got the kind of manners that don't keep me from sayin' so" or something like that!

Besides, going tack shopping is kind of hot!

Depends on what kind of halter you buy. :wink:

and who it is for :shock: :gag: :wink:

 

[dusty-Stetson16]

Yeah, you can never have too much tack, unless you're trying to get a good western saddle, and you have a bunch of english tack (that you never use), setting around not selling!
To tell you the truth, I currently don't even have a western saddle of my own...not even a bridle!
But, since I don't have to do any real cattle work, the lack of tack doesn't bother me the slightest (just hurts my pride), I ride bareback.

I'm incurably infected by this wonderful "amobacter equuii".

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Yeah, you can never have too much tack, unless you're trying to get a good western saddle, and you have a bunch of english tack (that you never use), setting around not selling!
To tell you the truth, I currently don't even have a western saddle of my own...not even a bridle!
But, since I don't have to do any real cattle work, the lack of tack doesn't bother me the slightest (just hurts my pride), I ride bareback.

I'm incurably infected by this wonderful "amobacter equuii".

What ya gonna dally to when ya start roping? :shock: :lol: :lol: