TimH
Well-known member
>> A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs as soon as possible
due
>> to very serious health risks.
>>
>> As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
> ad
>> in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
>>
>> "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
> calls
>> them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss program.
>>
>>
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
>> stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady
> dressed
>> in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her
neck.
>>
>>
>> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.
>> The sign reads,
>>
>> "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
>>
>> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
>> huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
>> After
>> they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the
way
>> this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two
>> days and the same thing happens.
>>
>>
>>
>> On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
>> lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5- day
> /
>> 20 pound program.
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
>> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
>> nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
> reads,
>>
>>
>> "If you catch me, you can have me."
>>
>>
>>
>> He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
>> shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is
>> worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same
routine
>> happens.
>>
>> Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he
>> has lost another 20 lbs, as promised.
>>
>>
>> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day /
> 50
>> pound program.
>>
>> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
>>
>> "This is our most rigorous program."
>>
>> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>
>>
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds
> a
>> muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and
> a
>> sign around his neck that reads,
>>
>>
>>
>> "If I catch you, you're mine."
due
>> to very serious health risks.
>>
>> As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
> ad
>> in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
>>
>> "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
> calls
>> them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss program.
>>
>>
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
>> stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady
> dressed
>> in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her
neck.
>>
>>
>> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.
>> The sign reads,
>>
>> "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
>>
>> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
>> huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
>> After
>> they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the
way
>> this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two
>> days and the same thing happens.
>>
>>
>>
>> On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
>> lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5- day
> /
>> 20 pound program.
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
>> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
>> nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
> reads,
>>
>>
>> "If you catch me, you can have me."
>>
>>
>>
>> He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
>> shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is
>> worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same
routine
>> happens.
>>
>> Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he
>> has lost another 20 lbs, as promised.
>>
>>
>> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day /
> 50
>> pound program.
>>
>> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
>>
>> "This is our most rigorous program."
>>
>> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>
>>
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds
> a
>> muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and
> a
>> sign around his neck that reads,
>>
>>
>>
>> "If I catch you, you're mine."
