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What sex are Santa's Reindeer?

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Judith

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OK I am making my reindeer and low and behold I have no idea what sex they are.. After much pondering I came up with this

Dasher male
Dancer male
Prancer gay male
Vixen female
Comet male
Cupid female
Donner male
Blitzen male
Rudolph male ( clearly he's been into the sauce!)

Sound about right?
 
Even Vixen! Surely that's a girls name ! Gad's what is this world coming too!
 
I just got this email..so this should clear it up for everyone :!:

According to the Alaska fish and game department,while both male and female riendeer grow antlers during the summer months,male riendeer drop thier antlers at the beginning of winter,mid Nov-early Dec.Female riendeer retain thier antlers until after they give birth each spring. Therefore,according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santas riendeer. EVERY single one of Santas riendeer ,fom Rudolf to Blitzen are female.

We should have known....only woman would be able to drag a fat-ash man in a red velvet suit around the world in one night and not get lost :!:


So there you have it...its a historical fact :P
 
Only Judith would ask this question...

Remember, these are magic reindeer so I wouldn't go on traditional shed dates for antlers.. I would think Vixen would be a gal however but not so sure about Cupid, after all Cupid in mythology was a boy..
 
You did not just call me "Judy" did you!!!!!! :shock: :shock: O no you di in't . Mister dem is fight'n words :)
 
IL Rancher,

You know this is a question that has been burning a hole in your brain for years! It is OK to admit these things.


You are right dag gum, Cupid is a boy I think. Never had the opportunity to peek in the diaper so I can't be 100% sure but.....
 
All these years and I never thought of Santa's reindeer having sex. Now Judith talks about breaking their tools. :???: is NOTHing SACRED :wink:
 
nr said:
All these years and I never thought of Santa's reindeer having sex. Now Judith talks about breaking their tools. :???: is NOTHing SACRED :wink:
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Yeah- Next thing you know someone will try telling us there really isn't a Santa Claus :???: :lol: :lol:
 
Northern Rancher said:
Well for some bad girls on ranchers.net maybe not-hmm OT who you think would play Santa best at the Ranchers.net xmas party.
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I don't qualify yet- my winter beard isn't growed out yet-- altho it definitely is almost the right color anymore.....Give it a couple more months....
 
Oldtimer writes "Yeah- Next thing you know someone will try telling us there really isn't a Santa Claus"

Kinda reminded me of this little story! :shock:

A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'there's no Santa speech'.

At seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech'.

When I was eight, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy speech'.

Now if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
 

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