What would be your event in the Olympics?

[lazy ace]

TTB and I were talking about what Olympic event we would like to pursue. For instance I think I would be competive in swimming but I can't swim and I hate water. I think if I ever got over those little stumbling blocks I could take a run at the 2012 Olympics. My nickname could be the silver bullet (not because I am fast but the beverage of choice) :wink:

What events would some of the ranchers.netters pursue?

have a cold one

lazy ace

 

[Anonymous]

I may have got my answer the other day at the little kids rodeo-- they had a Bullchip throwing contest and when the grandson asked "how do you throw them"- my lady doctor (who was running the show and collected all the chips) looked at him and said "Ask your Grandpa, because he's good at it" :shock: :wink: :lol:

 

[Mike]

Harvesting/picking watermelons, okra, and peas. I'm pretty danged good at it. :lol:

 

[alabama]

FARTING:
Judged on tone, volume, and duration, even smell.

They could have it right after the boiled peanut eating contest.

 

[per]

I hate all those judged events. Wouldn't it be better to count how many spectaters pass out and have a decimal readout? Make a definative winner. :wink:

 

[jigs]

FARTING:
Judged on tone, volume, and duration, even smell.

They could have it right after the boiled peanut eating contest.

would points be deducted for a SHART ?

 

[Yanuck]

FARTING:
Judged on tone, volume, and duration, even smell.

They could have it right after the boiled peanut eating contest.

would points be deducted for a SHART ?

That's just wrong on so many levels!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:

 

[gcreekrch]

Breast Stroke 8) 8)

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Breast Stroke 8) 8)

Could we start a rely team? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[gcreekrch]

Breast Stroke 8) 8)

Could we start a rely team? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We could count Greg in from Alberta, get someone from Manitoba and call ourselves the Breast Westerns.

Now all we need is sponsors. :cowboy:

 

[nonothing]

Breast Stroke 8) 8)

Could we start a rely team? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We could count Greg in from Alberta, get someone from Manitoba and call ourselves the Breast Westerns.

Now all we need is sponsors. :cowboy:

How about the hotel chain "Breast Western".....

 

[Mrs.Greg]

Breast Stroke 8) 8)

Could we start a rely team? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We could count Greg in from Alberta, get someone from Manitoba and call ourselves the Breast Westerns.

Now all we need is sponsors. :cowboy:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[OldDog/NewTricks]

Broad Jump

 

[Mrs.Greg]

Broad Jump

OK...why am I not surprized...GOOD one OD/NT :lol:

 

[Rodeo Mom]

My family thought they could compete in "fencing" but the kind with post hole diggers and stretchers

 

[Jassy]

My family thought they could compete in "fencing" but the kind with post hole diggers and stretchers

:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[OldDog/NewTricks]

Broad Jump

OK...why am I not surprized...GOOD one OD/NT :lol:

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