Here are a few random bits of advice my dad gave me:
"If you treat a horse like a bronc, he will act like a bronc."
"If you never take the first drink, you will never become an alcoholic."
"If the sun is shining, take a jacket. If it is cloudy, do as you please."
"Don't lose your temper while working cattle. It doesn't do you or them any good."
"Arrogance is not an attractive attribute, unless you are really that darned good."
"You will meet a better woman in a church than in a bar."
"Don't drive so fast going to a fire that your outfit breaks down before you get there."
Once when I was feeling blue because we'd lost some calves in a storm, my dad said, "Don't worry about the dead ones. Just take good care of the live ones."
My sons were informed of this thread, and they helped me come up with this stuff that I have freely imparted to them through the years:
"Don't get stuck going downhill."
"A pair of forty dollar overshoes will help preserve a pair of three hundred dollar boots."
"On a cold winter day, dress like a polar bear even though you will be in a pickup with a good heater. There is no telling when the outfit might get stuck or break down."
"You can always take off some winter clothes if you have too many, but there is not much you can do but shiver if you don't have enough."
"Always park the pickup upwind while changing oil on a windmill."
"Real cowboys don't wear sunglasses; they just squint."
"Cover the well when working on a windmill."
"Work smart, not necessarily hard."
"A potential girlfriend will observe the way you treat your mother."
"Check out your girlfriend's mother because there is a good chance she will turn out just like her."
"All things in moderation."
"There are no such things as child labor laws on this outfit."
"If you go to the trouble of building a three-wire fence, you'd just as well go to just a little bit more trouble and have a four or five wire fence."
"When dragging calves to the fire, always look back. It can sure save a wreck."
"Never high-hock a calf in a branding pen. This causes wrecks."
"The best place for a cowdog is tied to the porch."
"Wearing spurs can sometimes get you bucked off."