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Casa Paloma

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A woman meets a gorgeous cowboy in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.

They get gack to his place and as he shows her around his ranch house, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher and hugh enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this cowboy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intensive night of passion with this sensitive cowboy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
 

ranchwife

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i have a sneaking suspicion (judging from the women in ranchersnet), that i would have seen this young man in the emergency room later that same night....having one of the LARGE teddy bears removed from his a##!!! :D :D
 

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Hanta;
I didn't think you knew words like that!

Or maybe I just misunderstood.

My, what has the world come too?

And as for the man getting the teddy bear removes, shw had her chance to get a larger one! :lol:
 

Hanta Yo

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Ranchwife, you said it so eloquently. I called the cowboy a -----, no offense to the poster. That cowboy was soooooo......... Yes, Jinglebob, I guess I can cuss like the rest of ya, but I try to keep it to a minimum, since it really isn't ladylike :oops: If I offended anyone, I apologize and will engage my brain first before opening my mouth :oops: I deserve all the comebacks, btw. :oops:
 

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Just pokiin' fun at you Hanta Yo. Since my wife started working at the jail her language has went down hill real bad! And from a gramma!
 

Hanta Yo

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Jinglebob,

My sister is a nurse and works for the a jail in Colorado. Talk about a harsh attitude and the words!..my, my. BTW, give that grandkik a hug for us! We have a grandson just a little over 2, what an ijit!
 

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