Haven't been able to keep up with Ranchersnet so pardon if this was already posted. I thought it was too cute to not pass on:
Why Men Are Just Happier People
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>What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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>Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
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>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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>Chocolate is just another snack.
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>You can be president.
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>You can never be pregnant.
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>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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>You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
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>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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>The world is your urinal.
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>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
>one is just too icky.
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>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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>Same work, more pay.
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>Wrinkles add character.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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>One mood -- all the time.
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>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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>You know stuff about tanks.
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>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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>You can open all your own jars.
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>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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>Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
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>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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>You almost never have strap problems in public.
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>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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>Everything on your face stays its original color.
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>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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>You only have to shave your face and neck.
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>You can play with toys all your life.
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>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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>One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
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>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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>You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
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>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45
>minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Why Men Are Just Happier People
>
>What do you expect from such simple creatures?
>
>Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
>
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>
>You can be president.
>
>You can never be pregnant.
>
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>
>You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
>
>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>
>The world is your urinal.
>
>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
>one is just too icky.
>
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>
>Same work, more pay.
>
>Wrinkles add character.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>
>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>
>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>
>One mood -- all the time.
>
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>
>You know stuff about tanks.
>
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>
>You can open all your own jars.
>
>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>
>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>
>Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
>
>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>
>You almost never have strap problems in public.
>
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>
>Everything on your face stays its original color.
>
>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>
>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
>You can play with toys all your life.
>
>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>
>One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
>
>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>
>You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>
>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45
>minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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