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Why we are heavier as we get older..

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Feb 14, 2005
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East north east of Soapweed
"We all get heavier as we get older because
there's a lot more information in our heads."

So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't

hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Oldtimers' Breakfast of a big ol chicken fried steak, 3 or 4 eggs all covered in a quart of white gravy that you can soak up with half a loaf of toast or if lucky fresh dinner rolls

that would be why I'm tipping the scales more each day.
Katrina.........................NOw I know WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you very much!! ROFL
Faster horses said:
I'm not too fat. I'm just too short.

well get your camera out,and prove it.There are some of us that been waiting for your photograph :D :D ..............good luck
Faster horses said:
Put it this way, my nickname is "roly-poly ollie" :wink:

I can't put a picture of myself on here; I don't let anyone TAKE my picture. That's why I mentioned 1963-I have a graduation picture around here someplace!!!!! :shock:

I would'nt worry faster horses,ILL bet you are as pretty as a handful of new pennies,you got that brand new digital camera ,might as well put it to use :D :D :D .................good luck PS now dont be camera shy,lets have a look at you.

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