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Trinity man

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Feb 12, 2009
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Guy Store, Texas
In a wine factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position..
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away, without creating a fuss, so he decided to test him and get it over with.
He was given a drink to taste. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
He was given another drink to taste.
He said, "It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct, again!" replied the boss.
When he was given a third drink he calmly said ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive.''
The director was astonished. He whispered something in his cute blond secretary's ear. She left the room and brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
With a smirk on his face he said, "It's a blond, 26 years old, in her third month of pregnancy, and, if you don't give me this job, I'll tell your wife who the father is!" :shock:

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