This morning on the interstste
I looked over to my left and there was a
WOMAN
In a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph
with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
for a couple of seconds
and when I looked back she was in my lane still working on that makeup.
AS a Man
I dont scare easily
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,splashed,and burned
Big Jim and the twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!
I looked over to my left and there was a
WOMAN
In a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph
with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
for a couple of seconds
and when I looked back she was in my lane still working on that makeup.
AS a Man
I dont scare easily
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,splashed,and burned
Big Jim and the twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!
