gcreekrch
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Big Muddy rancher said:
Go to the head of the class. We can carry on now.
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Three Horse (Old Indian name for.....)
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Go to the head of the class. We can carry on now.
Nag (nag nag)
Three Horse (Old Indian name for.....)
Wife
Big Muddy rancher
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smack
alright you 2..on that note I go a joke today that pertains......
Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government
official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute
and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians
running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver,
Clean Water; women did all the work , Medi cine man free. Indian man spend
all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough
think he improve system like that
smack
mouthy
Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government
official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute
and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians
running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver,
Clean Water; women did all the work , Medi cine man free. Indian man spend
all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough
think he improve system like that
smack
mouthy
gcreekrch
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There is one of the guys on the rez here that drinks quite a bit when he has no job and always has a joke or two.
As he is very well educated and also smart (they don't always go hand in hand) he is often hired to do thing for the band office. The minute he is hired, cold sober till the job is done.
One of the other jokesters from the rez started calling him Walking Eagle and the name stuck.
Finally the first asked the second, "Why are you always callin' me Walking Eagle?"
The second replied, "Cause you're so full of shi! you can't fly!"
True story
Smack
Mouthy
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As he is very well educated and also smart (they don't always go hand in hand) he is often hired to do thing for the band office. The minute he is hired, cold sober till the job is done.
One of the other jokesters from the rez started calling him Walking Eagle and the name stuck.
Finally the first asked the second, "Why are you always callin' me Walking Eagle?"
The second replied, "Cause you're so full of shi! you can't fly!"
True story
Smack
Mouthy
KISSSS
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