Ok, here goes BMR, You and Tam were on the way to town to a Social (close as I could think of to a B&S Ball) when a Chicken ran out in front of the truck. You swerved to miss the chicken but it was too late and it got down under (Chook) your tire causing you to take a lovely romantic (Feb 14) drive through the paddock. You hit a stone and a bottle of Rum bounced from under the seat. You then made a campfire using buffalo chips from the paddock, cooked the chicken and enjoyed a picnic with your wife.
bunny