Alright joker's!
Don't say you didnt see this one coming...........
Ol' H had had enough as he sat at his computer and he pondered at the thought of his revenge!
There had to be a way to make those buggers suffer,
a way to get even with so called friends! :roll:
See Gcreek and Justin and good old BMR, had been barking like chiuaua's on a chain.
And the grizzly from the desert had listened long enough,
It was time to start dishing out some pain!
It is easy to hurl insults when you live so far away. You just hide behind your keyboards while ya type.
But unlike some of your prior victims, I relish a good brawl, so you three had best get ready for a knock down drag out fight!
I plan to start up Canada way and work my way southeast. It shouldn't be to tough to kick yer butts.
It's just two OLD canauckleheads and one south dakota sally.
Little boys inside who've yet to drop their nuts!
But now I think it over, why waste a big long trip, just to twist some ears and knock together heads.
I can stay right here, never leave my home, and still stomp them in the dirt. A verbal assassination is what they dread!
See why should I worry, about raising stupid goats, when Gcreek lets the wolves eat his stock.
Its like a canine buffet up there in cold BC
What the puppys miss the grizzly bears finish off.
Plus he dresses just like Elmer Fudd, makes hillbillies look cool,
His fashion sense must of went to seed.
Too many margarita's before his Mom gave birth
or maybe she just enjoyed a lot of weed! :shock:
BMR is BMR we have all seen the picture. A handsome man, we all can see he's NOT!
A face that only skunks could love, (Miss Tam is the exception)
he's so ugly he has to sneak up on the coffee pot!
It's like he was a runnin' at near a full on lope when his pony ducked underneath a limb.
And he hit face first in a barbwire reel being carried by a train.
His own cows are scared to take a look at him.
And Mr. Justin is the worst of all, a true blue hypocrite. He got his start in goats as a young lad.
See, he went all over south central western dakota, TYING GOATS that is. But took up doggin steers because he sucked so bad!
I dont even own one goat, they belong to my sweet kids. I allow them space to keep thier little pets.
Justin owns atleast one billy that he can't even catch,
He trys and trys but only ends up more upset!
It plumb shameful and embarassing that a grown man has such fits
trying to outwit a pigmy goat.
If smarts was like a beauty contest and Justin entered up, the judges wouldnt evenlet him ride the float!
So there you have it boys! You 3 cotton pickers! Dont hurl rocks when your house is made of glass!
I appreciate your songs and rhymes and your warped sense of wit.
But lay off my goats or I'll have to kick yer a$$!
Lets all quit these vicious personal attacks and just live in peace! You crazy suckers made me blow a perfectly good Pepsi right out my nose with your wonderful poetry. How about we all meet out to Elko and perform the act! :lol:
