Worms

[Tommy]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
>Sunday sermon.
>
>Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
>
>The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
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>The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
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>The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
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>The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
>
>At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
>results:
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>The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
>
>The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
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>Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
>
>Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
>
>So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
>demonstration?
>
>A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
>"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
>
>Don't you just love little old ladies????

 

[EJ]

Good one Tommy.

Heard Derry Brownfield yesterday question: Where would man be without woman? In the garden of Eden.

I told this to my wife. She said, " Sure man wanted to run around naked, cause he didn`t want to shop for clothes with his wife."