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Yale vs. Montana.....Rated PG-13

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ranchwife

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National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants,
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Montana. They were given a word, then
they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem
that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down!
 

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:lol: :lol: I bet the Montana poet was either Saddletramp or Jingle bob, yah think? couldn't be sw, he is too nice.
 

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sw said:
:lol: :lol: I bet the Montana poet was either Saddletramp or Jingle bob, yah think? couldn't be sw, he is too nice.

Let's see what Saddletramp and Jinglebob have to say about that one, sw!! You being the "nice" guy and all..... :wink: :wink:
 

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