Mountain Cowgirl
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Eastern Oregon Reminiscing
Ranch women, the real cowgirls
Pride themselves on a life of twirls
Simply put when a cowboy can unravel
Female mysteries, then time to hit the gravel
A ranch without cattle doesn't a cowgirl boast
A ranch with horses alone, only horsegirls does it host
Horsegirls are easy for a cowboy to unravel and figure out
Real cowgirls differ, leaving the cowboy confused with pout
The real ranch cowgirl has to remain mysterious
Driving the cowboy crazy, trying to restrain furious
Old Waylon sang about cowboys with a plea to their mama
Cowgirls hated that tune, for fear men might trade cows for a llama
A ranch woman knows how to take a stance
A smart cowboy ponders and weights his chance
With hands on hips and the sun is noon high
A cowboy must try to decipher the narrowed eye
Cowboys must not think about these mysteries too long
Or hide in the barn drinking whiskey and writing a song
What did he do wrong or is it just a stance
Should he inquire or just go with the dance
If a cowgirl dismounts and walks her horse
Should a cowboy fret and shout till hoarse
With cattle being pushed to lower pasture
Her pose, her stance may bring disaster
Her pose was just for a photo for Ruralite
A magazine with ad to end her widow plight
Taken by a friend who sought for her a man
She posed refusing to turn, she held her stand
Her stance perfected did chill through the hide
And all the real cowboys knew just to let it ride
Addressed to the widow lady on the Old Rural Stage
Rural magazine single meetups were all the rage
Many a drugstore cowboy letter arrived in the old mail truck
She answered with one line ... "Sorry about your bad luck"
Ranch women, the real cowgirls
Pride themselves on a life of twirls
Simply put when a cowboy can unravel
Female mysteries, then time to hit the gravel
A ranch without cattle doesn't a cowgirl boast
A ranch with horses alone, only horsegirls does it host
Horsegirls are easy for a cowboy to unravel and figure out
Real cowgirls differ, leaving the cowboy confused with pout
The real ranch cowgirl has to remain mysterious
Driving the cowboy crazy, trying to restrain furious
Old Waylon sang about cowboys with a plea to their mama
Cowgirls hated that tune, for fear men might trade cows for a llama
A ranch woman knows how to take a stance
A smart cowboy ponders and weights his chance
With hands on hips and the sun is noon high
A cowboy must try to decipher the narrowed eye
Cowboys must not think about these mysteries too long
Or hide in the barn drinking whiskey and writing a song
What did he do wrong or is it just a stance
Should he inquire or just go with the dance
If a cowgirl dismounts and walks her horse
Should a cowboy fret and shout till hoarse
With cattle being pushed to lower pasture
Her pose, her stance may bring disaster
Her pose was just for a photo for Ruralite
A magazine with ad to end her widow plight
Taken by a friend who sought for her a man
She posed refusing to turn, she held her stand
Her stance perfected did chill through the hide
And all the real cowboys knew just to let it ride
Addressed to the widow lady on the Old Rural Stage
Rural magazine single meetups were all the rage
Many a drugstore cowboy letter arrived in the old mail truck
She answered with one line ... "Sorry about your bad luck"
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