Young 'uns

[Twotimer]

Im the big 27 going on 28 so I guess Im still climbing the hill. BMR your about my age arent you? :wink:

Now your picture makes sense. You did look young and healthy, unlike us old folks here. I'm a very healthy and young 55, think I'm 27 going on 28 but unfortunately that's the age of my kids and their friends.

 

[Anonymous]

Senior Dress Code

Whatever your age, whenever you are shopping remember- no matter what you see on the street, the following items do not go together...


1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

and last, but definitely not least

13.Thong underwear and depends

 

[katrina]

I love it OT...

 

[Northern Rancher]

I'm 43 but I don't look a day over 50 lol.

 

[nr]

Senior Dress Code

Whatever your age, whenever you are shopping remember- no matter what you see on the street, the following items do not go together...


1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

and last, but definitely not least

13.Thong underwear and depends

As far as I'm concerned in humans I'd rather see cellulite, liver spots and varicose veins than a ring in a nose, a pierced tongue and every other part tatooed.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Im the big 27 going on 28 so I guess Im still climbing the hill. BMR your about my age arent you? :wink:

Iwould like to think so there Manitoba Rancher but others would argue that point. :wink: :cowboy:

 

[TimH]

I'm 43 but I don't look a day over 50 lol.

I'm a '62 model myself NR!!! :lol: Cheers!!

 

[rancher]

13.Thong underwear and depends

Now that brings back memories, the darn thing got lost in the mail somewhere between Agman and Haymaker.

 

[ranchwife]

I'm younger I'm 25 :lol:

I'm youngest, I'm 17

My daughters are 16 and 17

my 16 year old daughter likes to get on here and read along and (of course) comment of what she reads....guess I am gonna have to get her her own name and log on!!! :roll: :roll:

 

[zephyrus31]

>GASP< In your face, Jake!! I'm still 16!! You guys are all still young 8)
But that's a V.G.T. indeed, and reading all these posts is just so funny!! :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Juan]

Shelly writes"60 and 70 are old"I wonder what that makes me?!!!!!!

Jake better not mess with old Denny's daughter or he might end up in the silo!!!!!!! :lol:

 

[Denny]

Shelly writes"60 and 70 are old"I wonder what that makes me?!!!!!!

Jake better not mess with old Denny's daughter or he might end up in the silo!!!!!!! :lol:

When I'd get done working him he'd be to tired to sleep let alone chase girls...

 

[montana cowgurl]

I'm younger I'm 25 :lol:

I'm youngest, I'm 17

r not im almost 13 so hahaha

 

[Jake]

Shelly writes"60 and 70 are old"I wonder what that makes me?!!!!!!

Jake better not mess with old Denny's daughter or he might end up in the silo!!!!!!! :lol:

When I'd get done working him he'd be to tired to sleep let alone chase girls...

I wouldn't doubt that! You wouldn't have to worry about me Denny, I'm worth a lot more working than I am chasin' girls.

 

[zephyrus31]

Montana Cowgirl, you must be pretty happy being the youngest one here huh?

 

[sw]

I know for a fact that she had to get permission from Macon to be on here because she is only 12 :wink:

 

[Hanta Yo]

YUP! Had to fill out all those forms! :wink:

 

[Angus Cattle Shower]

montana cowgurl wrote:

Jake wrote:
Mudhen wrote:
I'm younger I'm 25



I'm youngest, I'm 17



r not im almost 13 so hahaha

O ya! Well I am 13!!!!!!!! :twisted: :clap:

 

[montana cowgurl]

Montana Cowgirl, you must be pretty happy being the youngest one here huh?

sure am :nod: :wink:

 

[ranchwife]

Montana Cowgirl, you must be pretty happy being the youngest one here huh?

sure am :nod: :wink:

she may be on 13, but she has more maturity and more on the ball than alot of 20 year olds I know!! Good job, Hanta and sw!!! Really a daughter one should be verrrrrrry proud of!!!